I’ll take ‘Movies that stop me from pursuing my talents and keep me in the suck pile’ for $200, Alex
Yesterday I consumed an incredible amount of chocolate. The amount of chocolate one consumes that leads to Tums, uncomfortable breathing, and heavy, hot-aired sighs. The amount of chocolate one consumes that leaves you lying in the fetal position at the foot of your bed, hugging your belly and wondering how exactly you got there. [...] On Saturday nights after the children have been put to bed and lulled to sleep by the sweet elixir of over-the-counter may cause drowsiness, my husband and I sit in the dim, flickering light of the television screen, exhausted by our decisions. We are sweat and yoga pant laden. He wears his college football years [...] |
     |
|
|
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved |
||